Venus of Willendorf Soap

A model of the Willendorf Venus, actual size and accurate proportions, cast in pure soap. As you hold her in your hands and cleanse yourself, you are transported back thousands of years to the beginnings of prayer.

She is the mother to us all, the original Earthy Mama! Found near the Austrian town of Willendorf in 1908, made from stone which probably came from Lake Gards in Italy, she is over 25-30,000 years old and doesn’t look a day over 15,000!

Who or what was she? The consensus among anthropologists is that she is a cult figure, probably representing fertility. She, or at least some of her sisters (and she has many, from Spain to Russia), were found under the hearth of homes, which seems to imply that she was there to somehow bless the home and make it fruitful. There is a hypothesis that before people realized that sex leads to babies, woman ruled because that mystery was theirs alone. Looking at our closest relatives, we see the chimps with a violent patriarchy and the bonobos with a gentler lesbian matriarchy, so it’s hard to say what prevailed in our own distant past. Her discoverers ironically named her Venus, contrasting the “primitive” ideal of beauty with the “civilized” one of Greek and Renaissance sensibility.

Is she pregnant? The big belly and distended breasts might indicate so, but her shape is fairly common today. Was it then?  Did it represent some sort of ideal, the inactive woman who could feed everyone without any effort? She was covered with red ochre, which some have interpreted as representing menstrual blood. But since everyone from the Neanderthals to the Neolithics covered everything, including themselves, with red ochre at every opportunity, this is hardly conclusive.

Less lofty speculations suggest that she was the equivalent of today’s skin mag or porn site for lonesome hunters, and much more tactile; just the right size (11cm, or 4.25″) to hold in the palm of the hand. An objection to this idea is that cross-cultural studies assure that men of all cultures seem to generally prefer the waist to be slimmer than either bust or hips, but her sisters from Spain to Russia and beyond are of all shapes and proportions, so she may simply represent individual preference.

Whatever her purpose, she has been charming and intriguing us for over a century… and the mystery continues!

Comes in a red velvet bag with Ritual of the Earth prayer.

Width: 60 millimetres
Height: 111 millimetres